Sunny's teacher

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
Examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
 
The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by
Announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to
Propose will reply by saying, 'I resign' 
  
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God
Doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
 
A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of
My intelligence comes from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must
Have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."
 
The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an
Equal and opposite philosopher.
The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong
 
Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Sunny seems to
Be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about
Girls."
The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please
Advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

---

---