Insurance

"Insurance"

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction
center, where he advised new recruits about
their government benefits, especially their GI
insurance.

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed
that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly
high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly
100% of the recruits he advised.

Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood
in the back of the room and listened to Jones'
sales pitch.

Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to
the new recruits, and then said, "If you have GI
Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the
government has to pay $200,000 to your
beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance,
and you go into battle and get killed, the
government only has to pay a maximum of
$10,000."

"Now," he concluded, "which group do you think
they are going to send into battle first?"

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